Steven Wright on dogs

吾爱资生堂2021-01-18 11:04:53  551

Theotherday,Iwaswalkingmydogaroundmybuilding...ontheledge.Somepeopleareafraidofheights.Notme,I‘mafraidofwidths.

Ihadadogonce.Ispilledspotremoveronhim,andnowhe‘sgone.

Iputcontactlensesinmydog‘seyes.Theyhadlittlepicturesofcatsonthem.ThenItookoneoutandheranaroundincircles.

Iboughtadogtheotherday...InamedhimStay.It‘sfuntocallhim..."Comehere,Stay!Comehere,Stay!"Hewentinsane.Nowhejustignoresmeandkeepstyping.He‘sanEastGermanShepherd.

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